The Comprehensive Portfolio of Brandon Hsiao

Homeless person, extraordinary typist, college dropout & degenerate scumfuck.



Updates

18 Sep 2014. No longer seeking employment and am dropping back out of existence.

16 Sep 2014. I once again need to pay for food & rent and am therefore seeking temporary employment. As stated in my banner I am an extraordinary typist so please contact me if you have money and I like you.

1 Sep 2014. I don't exist anymore and as such I am unable to answer messages, pick up calls, respond to emails or otherwise address any professional queries. As previously stated, all emergencies should be handled without me.